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Hello guys, I've been very busy lately so I haven't had time to update my blog. I apologize for the lack of new, fresh posts.

Anyway, on to the latest moment of insanity.

So just yesterday, I was on the bus to school (Yes, I'm a high schooler, Inb4 all the Underage b&---> GTFO LOLINTERNETS stuff) when just as the bus was leaving my housing development the bus driver suddenly announced that there was a "student emergency" and that he had to drive directly to the student's house.

There was an expression of utter panic and urgency on the kid's face, and the reason why the people conversing on the didn't poke fun at or mock the kid was that it wasn't the face of someone who really needed to go to the bathroom, but of one that resembled the type someone would make if they suddenly found out the their parent had a stroke or heart attack.

By the time the bus reached his house, the occupants and myself were dead silent (I'm usually noiseless anyways, They Might Be Giants keeps me too distracted from all the chitter-chatter). The boy ran out of the bus like a bolt of lightning and returned 5 minutes later with...

A.

Sweater.

A.

Godd*mn.

Motherf*cking.

Beige.

SWEATER.

Needless to say, we were 10 minutes behind schedule arriving at school, Quite a few people including myself will probably have to spend 6 months in rehab at a Zen Buddhist center, And I don't think that kid will EVER be riding the bus again.

Or let fire and brimstone and the wrath of justine bieber's (its name is not worthy of correct gender and capitalization) horde-of-banshee's-screams fall upon his puny little ego and body with all the grace and beauty of the Meteorite that was responsible for the Chicxulub Crater.

Over and OUT.